Alright, fine, I'll actually try and blog about something and not just cc+cv kopipe all the time...
chinese lolishiruvi85
I was in China to visit my girl friends familey.
We where running low on money so my girl friend decided to get a job for a while.
This left me alone all day do nothing so I started going for long walks down the people filled street.
One day I was walking alone when I came accross a cute little girl arould seven years old just sitting on the street crying. Her cloths where dirty and worn.
I sat next to her and ask if she was ok. She told me her father and mother had died in a accident in the factory where they lived ( In China workers are provided with housing by their work )
and the uncaring factory had kicked her out to the street. People in China don't really care about strangers so know one had asked her if she was ok or anything.
She told me a police man had even told her to be care of people who will try sell you.
Yet not tried to find her and home or anything. I asked her to come with me and she was very untrusting but she noded.
I took her home and gave her a nice bowl of noodles I told her she could watch TV and I would go out to find her some new cloths. I went out on to the street and found a stall.
I was really begining to enjoy having her arould I could pick anything and dress her how I wanted.
I picked a T-shirt that had a hood with kitty ears on it and some short shorts.
I went home and showed her the cloths and asked if she liked them she looked at me with a huge grin and called me a "GYI" it means like a strange man who watches to much anime.
I lol'd and asked if the cloths where ok she noded and bit her lip. She begain undress infront of me.... I asked her if she wanted me to leave the room she said why? I am a kid you should feel nothing when I am naked
I admited to her I infact felt something when she was naked and I was a complete weirdo for feeling.
She turned to me and said don't feel weird I am cute after all. If you keep me ill let you do things with me but just softley ok?
I noded I leave this part out because it will disguest moralfags and they wont read anymore the story.
So anyway my girl friend thought she was such a well believed little cutie and also agreed to keeping her.
We ended up not leaving china and the little girl is called lui but she said she wanted a english name since her new ba (dad) is white so I call her lilly
Yeap its been 1 year and a hafe and she calls me dad everyday when I pick her up from school.
Shits so cash she copys how I act what I watch.
I now have a little asian loli me. I allow her to watch anything she like and unrestricted us of the Internet.
She plays heaps of Chinese QQ games and sometimes posts on /b/
gensokyoshiruvi84
According to the print works people who end up in Gensokyo typically got lost in a specific forest. Commonly these people had entered the forest with the intention of committing suicide, but after entering Gensokyo either ended up killed by youkai (outside humans are not protected like village humans are) or would end up leaving before they had a long stay.
There are two probable locations of this forest. The first is of course Aokigahara since it is a very popular suicide location. However, there is a second location which Toshiaki of futaba has assured me has geography which is a closer match for Gensokyo.
To enter Gensokyo one must go to one of these locations, become lost, and stumble through the weak barrier. However, I theorize that if you go there with the intention of entering Gensokyo, you will not be able to enter for two reasons: the first is that there are no records of humans entering with knowledge of Gensokyo beforehand except those who have some kind of strong powers. The second reason is that your belief in Gensokyo may be able to strengthen the barrier enough to prevent a weakling such as yourself from entering.
Now, I know you are thinking that you have already damned yourself, but not all hope is lost. If you can somehow truly accept your fate to not enter and go there to kill yourself honestly, maybe if you are lucky you will make it in. There is also the option to become very powerful and enter by your own means. I believe that this is the best option since it has been proven to work by others. There are several paths to this. Buddhism, shinto, and taoism have all proven to be faiths capable of attaining such power, but take a lot of effort and there are many people who failed to become powerful at all. There is also the option to become a youkai, which may actually be easier, but sure methods of doing so are uncertain. Possibly one can become a youkai by eating enough humans, or participating on other youkai-like behaviours enough.
2getshiruvi83
My keyboard touch is immature, so I once thought I typed "2get" but mistakenly
typed "2gwt" with a "w" next to the "e", and everyone made fun of me.
I was so frustrated that I practiced 2get over and over again, rain or shine, and
bought 10 new keyboards. I practiced so much that my fingerprints disappeared.
Now I want to show you the results of my practice:
2grt!
untitledshiruvi82
"I'm not really that extreme, soyjak. I'm just a democrat from 20 years ago"
"I just saw you kill and eat a hooker"
"I simply believe in sensible economic reform"
untitledshiruvi81
One of the people I look up to goes by the name of Lee Jin Gyu. Look him up.
No, not the ice-hockey player. Not the assistant professor. Not the guy on Korea's Got Talent. Not even the K-Pop star. The other one.
schizophreniashiruvi80
On most browsers, you can bring up your browsing history by pressing Control-H. On Firefox, this brings up a sidebar that shows up on the left side of the window. If you put your mouse over the edge of the sidebar, the cursor will turn into a different kind of arrow. By clicking and dragging it, you can move the edge of the sidebar back and forth. You are, to put it another way, manipulating the border between the normal window and the history window. By moving the mouse, you can increase the portion of the window devoted to either part. In a more extreme view of this situation, you're increasing or decreasing the amount of existence the sidebar has.
Now, let's apply this idea to something more abstract. Look out your window. If you don't live in a highly urbanized area, you should be able to see the horizon. Think of this as the border between the land and the sky. The land and sky are obviously distinguishable thanks to this boundary. Now, if you were to "drag" the sash between the sky and the land, or to manipulate the border between land and sky, you would end up causing the sky to become larger and the land to become smaller, or vice versa. An effect of this might be to cause something that was just on the ground to suddenly be hundreds of feet in the air. Truly a frightening situation to be in. So, look at it this way - manipulating the border between two physical things shifts whatever balance there is in the interaction between those things. Alternatively, by manipulating the border between two things, you can change the manner in which they exist.
Still, this isn't *that* abstract, since it's still dealing with real things in the real world. Many believe that in this world, there are those things that are true, and those that obviously aren't. This divides reality into two extremes: truth and falsehood. But, since we have two extremes, logically one can imagine a boundary between those two extremes - the border between truth and lies. If one were to manipulate this border, suddenly things that were pure fantasy (flying pigs, for the sake of argument) have become reality - or things from reality have ceased to exist. This is how Yukari is said to have invaded the moon - by manipulating the border between truth and lies, as applied to the reflection of the moon on a pond, she was able to make the reflection of the moon into a manifestation of the actual moon, and so send her youkai army onto it. This is what's truly amazing about Yukari's power - the ability to manipulate the border between completely abstract concepts allows her to fundamentally change reality as we know it (at least in terms of two abstract concepts).
Yoshinoyashiruvi79
Anyways, >>1, please listen to me. That it's really related to this thread.
I went to Yoshinoya a while ago; you know, Yoshinoya?
Well anyways there was an insane number of people there, and I couldn't get in.
Then, I looked at the banner hanging from the ceiling, and it had "150 yen off" written on it.
Oh, the stupidity. Those idiots.
You, don't come to Yoshinoya just because it's 150 yen off, fool.
It's only 150 yen, 1-5-0 YEN for crying out loud.
There're even entire families here. Family of 4, all out for some Yoshinoya, huh? How fucking nice.
"Alright, daddy's gonna order the extra-large." God I can't bear to watch.
You people, I'll give you 150 yen if you get out of those seats.
Yosinoya should be a bloody place.
That tense atmosphere, where two guys on opposite sides of the U-shaped table can start a fight at any time,
the stab-or-be-stabbed mentality, that's what's great about this place.
Women and children should screw off and stay home.
Anyways, I was about to start eating, and then the bastard beside me goes "extra-large, with extra sauce."
Who in the world orders extra sauce nowadays, you moron?
I want to ask him, "do you REALLY want to eat it with extra sauce?"
I want to interrogate him. I want to interrogate him for roughly an hour.
Are you sure you don't just want to try saying "extra sauce"?
Coming from a Yoshinoya veteran such as myself, the latest trend among us vets is this, extra green onion.
That's right, extra green onion. This is the vet's way of eating.
Extra green onion means more green onion than sauce. But on the other hand the price is a tad higher. This is the key.
And then, it's delicious. This is unbeatable.
However, if you order this then there is danger that you'll be marked by the employees from next time on; it's a double-edged sword.
I can't recommend it to amateurs.
What this all really means, though, is that you, >>1, should just stick with today's special.
