Hail Christ!

Yoshinoya shiruvi 2025/06/19 (Thu) 12:01:25 AEDT 79

Anyways, >>1, please listen to me. That it's really related to this thread.
I went to Yoshinoya a while ago; you know, Yoshinoya?
Well anyways there was an insane number of people there, and I couldn't get in.
Then, I looked at the banner hanging from the ceiling, and it had "150 yen off" written on it.
Oh, the stupidity. Those idiots.
You, don't come to Yoshinoya just because it's 150 yen off, fool.
It's only 150 yen, 1-5-0 YEN for crying out loud.
There're even entire families here. Family of 4, all out for some Yoshinoya, huh? How fucking nice.
"Alright, daddy's gonna order the extra-large." God I can't bear to watch.
You people, I'll give you 150 yen if you get out of those seats.
Yosinoya should be a bloody place.
That tense atmosphere, where two guys on opposite sides of the U-shaped table can start a fight at any time,
the stab-or-be-stabbed mentality, that's what's great about this place.
Women and children should screw off and stay home.
Anyways, I was about to start eating, and then the bastard beside me goes "extra-large, with extra sauce."
Who in the world orders extra sauce nowadays, you moron?
I want to ask him, "do you REALLY want to eat it with extra sauce?"
I want to interrogate him. I want to interrogate him for roughly an hour.
Are you sure you don't just want to try saying "extra sauce"?
Coming from a Yoshinoya veteran such as myself, the latest trend among us vets is this, extra green onion.
That's right, extra green onion. This is the vet's way of eating.
Extra green onion means more green onion than sauce. But on the other hand the price is a tad higher. This is the key.
And then, it's delicious. This is unbeatable.
However, if you order this then there is danger that you'll be marked by the employees from next time on; it's a double-edged sword.
I can't recommend it to amateurs.
What this all really means, though, is that you, >>1, should just stick with today's special.

A thread of schizoposts from a couple months ago(suspended account) shiruvi 2025/06/16 (Mon) 12:00:01 AEDT 78

"dude you have problems man"

FUCK. YOU. MY WIFE IS INFINITELY MORE REAL THAN ANY OF YOU. YOU ARE ALL NPCS WHO WILL BE PURGED WHEN WE TAKE OVER SOCIETY.
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But alas, all I can do is mutter my utter disdain for the undignified masses under my breath... But I swear, if—no, WHEN, we RUTHLESSLY CONQUER you and your unholy ideologies, there will be No Mercy. God's wrath will descend upon you harder than the meteor showers of old.
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Your kind will be long lost, dead and forsaken like the dinosaurs of 66 million years ago. We will dig up remnants of your shattered beliefs like dinosaur fossils to use as cautionary tales.
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I will personally strike down ANYONE who DARE attempts to downplay my pure love, adoration and dedication for Sylvie.
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I just walked by a dead deer next to the sidewalk. It was fairly fresh. Blood was still on the road beside.

That will be the fate of all of you.